Published: 03 September 2019
Catch the Rain from Magpie Brewery. A surprisingly sharp little number. Not too malty , well perhaps a tad, even at 4.9% by volume, and talking of tads, a tad cheaper than most at £3.60 with the Camra card.
"Before you ask" said Max, "I think you will find that 'Catch the Rain' is a contemporary ecological movement to encourage the enlightened ones to capture, slow down, clean and use rain water."
"There are many uses for water other than drinking it." said Max. "You could for instance assist in watering the garden."
"Gosh I thought you meant to drink. I'm not sure it's safe to drink rain water Max."
"I don't believe I've ever heard you express such concern where I'm concerned." said Max. "Indeed on our longer perambulations you seem to positively encourage the imbibing of puddles, rivers and streams, all of which, unless I am much mistaken, consist primarily of rain water."
"Well in fairness Max, there are occasions when stopping you from drinking rain water would have been impractical." Max looked unconvinced. "And any road, I've not noticed you come to much harm."
"I sometimes think that you display something less than the concern for the welfare of animals that we might ordinarily expect from the woke residents of Bridgford" said Max "but in respect of your current beverage what I wanted to say was that it reminds me of the old codger who sits in a pub by himself, or perhaps with his dog, night after night gloomily staring into his pint"
"What the same pint? I'm surprised the landlord would stand for that. Wouldn't he empty it out after closing time."
Max closed his eyes slowly and looked uncharacteristically sad. "I have a bad feeling about the outcome of this tale." he said. "No of course not the same pint, he gets a fresh pint on each visit and lingers over it for an hour or so always looking up optimistically when someone new walks in, as if hoping they might engage him in conversation for moment or two at least."
"Oh dear Max, he sounds a sad old boy. Which pub is it he goes to?"
"I feel" said Max that you are rather missing the point. It doesn't matter which pub he goes to."
"Well I was just thinking, you know, if they have dog treats available, it might be worth us paying a visit Max."
"Heavens preserve us." said Max, "the point is"
Sorry Max I hadn't realised that there was a moral to the tale."
"The point" said Max rather emphatically "is, that after 19 years of this procedure, on a particularly gloomy evening outdoors, a chap finally does come in and on his way to the bar."
"Oh it's pre Covid then Max".
Max appeared to grimace. "Yes it was pre Covid, but it really doesn't matter. The chap turns to the old boy on his way in 'Looks like rain' he says. Quick as flash the old boy looks back at his beer 'Aye." he says, 'Tastes like it an all'.
I didn't want to appear rude so I let Max's words hang for a moment or two, but then I had to point out that it really did matter. "It matters Max because if this happened now, the chap coming in would be wearing a mask and he couldn't speak to the old man because it would be against the law."
"I knew it was going badly" said Max and he moved to other side of the table.
Beer and biscuits
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- Midnight Owl
- Dancing Duck
- Bass in the Chestnut
- Harvest Pale
- Slap in the Face
- Elsie Mo
- Green King IPA
- The Famous Grouse
- Snowhite Pale
- Electric Dreams
- Theakston's Old Peculiar
- Bass - King's Head
- Speculation Ale
- Summer Storm
- Black Sheep
- Citra - The Embankment
- Butcombe Original
- Oakham Citra
- Catch the Rain
- Modern Love
- Postcode Envy
- Shipstones' Goldstar
- American IPA
- Brother Rabbit
- La Dame Aux Camilias - Alexandre Dumas
- Turn of the Screw - Henry James
- The Beast in the Jungle - Henry James (1903)
- Alice's Adventures in Wonderland - Lewis Caroll 1807
- Man and Maid - Elinor Glyn (1922)
- The Hollow Needle - Maurice Leblanc = 1909
- Montpelier Parade - Karl Geary
- Five Run Away Together. - Enid Blyton
- Dracula - Bram Stoker - 1897
- Days Without End - Sebastion Barry (2016)
- The Witch Finders's Sister
- A Week in December - Sebastian Faulks
- The Devil and Miss Prym - Paul Coelho - 2000
- The Long and Winding Road - A Memoir (Alan Johnson 2016)
- William (Richmal Crompton 1929)